Best Things about Being a Woman

1. Girlfriends. I'm finally able to relate to people in the way I want and that feels right, and the number and intimacy of my friendships is exploding as a consequence.
   
2. Clothes. I get to wear what I want to wear. Yay!
   
3. Peace. I no longer feel like I'm two people at war with each other.
   
4. Sleep. No more of those awful, violent nightmares!
   
5. Breasts. Oh, my god, yes! Breasts!
   
6. Talking in the restroom – and they're usually clean, too!
   
7. Integrity. Being myself, and being true to myself. So nice…
   
8. Finally being able to cry.
   
9. Female pronouns.
   
10. Girlfriends.